[airair]

Air,

You and I have corresponded, but I don't think the rest of the gang has heard yet of your plan to return next March. Your private golf cart (with the yellow 'all access' flag!) is waiting!

I know you don't want to sacrifice even a day of your Norwegian golf season, but if you could delay your trip until the second week in April, I've got a Masters badge with your name on it. After all, Augusta is only 90 miles east of Cuscowilla, and you might as well make it the journey of a lifetime!

Also, there's a good chance you'll have a 'fairway friend' to share the day with . . . Scotland's own Alex Chung! Two of my favorite guys from 'way up north' having fun 'way down south'.

Fun!

You are really tempting me here, but unfortunately I don't think I want to wait so long as April, even though I'll miss a wonderful opportunity that you offer me. I am more than happy to come in the middle of March and don't need to top it with something even better a month later - however tempting it sounds. But thank you for the possibility that I'm stupid enough not to take advantage of - this time... As usual I'll follow it on the TV instead - together with my memories from Oktober AND March. That's more than satisfying enough for me. Sorry.